I still remember when the Revolution became the Wii and even in my evil mature female gamer mind, there was a silly giggle as I pictured myself playing with my Wii or going into a game store to ask for a Wii controller.Since then I’ve come to love the name and all it entails, especially the pure evil of the Nintendo Wii. What, you never noticed anything evil with the Wii, are you kidding me? You just need to look a little harder. The big boys might have all the blood and gore covered with more realistic graphics, but the Wii has it covered when it comes to pure evil.

Maybe it’s just because I’m an evil girl gamer… seriously I’m like treasurer of the EGA–that’s Evil Gamers Association for those not in our super secret society, a society so secret even Tom Cruise isn’t a member, I kid you not… he really isn’t.

So let’s take a look at some Wii evil shall we (or as we in the EGA refer to them Wiivil).

Evil Girl Gaming Confessions – Wiivil Gaming Moments

Who else thinks Trauma Center should have a Dr Kevorkian level where you just see the patient, think to yourself “oh they’re frakked” and inject them with something illegal to put them out of their misery.. No? Just me then.

I like Cooking Mama, but I’m not a big fan of actual cooking, mainly because in the evil handbook one of the commandments is “Thou shall not cook if thy has a Dominoes Pizza in thy Zip Code”… seriously it’s there, right underneath “thou shall not dust”.

Ashley is the most awesome Wii character EVER. I have a shrine to her in my evil shrine room. Her levels in WarioWare Smooth Moves are truly evil, though not as evil as those on the DS version and far less evil than her theme song….
“.Who’s that girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
You’d better learn my name, ’cause I am Ashley!
She calls the darkest spells and brews the meanest potions.
You might be the ingredient, I think.
Don’t let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.
You should be afraid of the great Ashley!
She doesn’t play with dolls and she never combs her hair.
Who has time for girly things like that?”

MySims is one of the most evil games on the Wii from the evil girl gamer perspective. Not only does it have a cult run secretly by town Mayor Rosalyn, it also features Violet, who is clearly a witch of the dark arts and Sir Vincent Skullfinder who collects tombs and dead stuff for fun.

The press is always going on about how realistic shooters on the big boys PS3 and Xbox 360 turn everyday law abiding people (usually kids) into gun toting maniacal killers. I beg to differ, there is only one thing that can do this and it is trying to play Excite Truck with the steering wheel attachment on the Wii.

I never want to meet a real Zombie, but don’t mind the odd self defense blast fest with my Wii Zapper in Resident Evil. That said the thought or hurling old LP’s (those things we had before CD’s) like Frisbees at zombies is actually very appealing for some strange reason and it only gets better when they become embedded in skulls.

These are my Wiivil observations for evil on the Wii. I know you all have some, so what are they?