So if you think you might like to purchase the upcoming Wii title Destroy All Humans, but just can’t quite decide if you want it enough to throw down fifty bucks, then GameStop is prepared for you. To provide you with that little extra push you need to make the purchase, GameStop presents for your owning pleasure the Big Willy Bobble Head Doll!

Excited, aren’t you? I would be too, if I weren’t a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. Yes, the two connect. Anyone who attends Pirates baseball games (all 7 of you) already know what I’m getting at here, but allow me to fill in the rest of you. The Pirates, as a baseball team, suck.  They suck in a way few sports teams can even dream of … they achieve nearly the pinnacle of futility. And since very few people voluntarily hand over cash to watch ineptitude, the Pittsburgh Pirates management offers cheap bobble head toys for anyone willing to suffer through a game. It has become a weird collectors hobby for some fans, since it is the only satisfaction you can derive from the team.  As such, Bobble Heads just make me cringe and expect ineptitude. Which is, I’m sure, the exact opposite of what GameStop was hoping to do.

[via Wii Fanboy]