A few days after I bought two of the new Wii Zappers, I checked in with you readers to let you know it hadn’t yet consumed my mind and turned me into a heartless killer. However, I know most of you find folks read the news daily and hear all about how these plastic guns lead to real guns and shooting zombies on a TV screen leads to shooting people in the streets. I figure you are all very concerned about my well being, so I thought I’d drop you a line and let you know that as of yet I still have no desire to murder people in cold blood. Or warm blood, for that matter. In fact, I don’t even own a real gun. Nor do I really want to. But I have been playing a lot of Link’s Target Practice lately, so I’m sure it’s just a matter of time. I’ll check back in with you guys in another few weeks and let you know if the sinister urges have started yet.